Liam和Noel的经典语录
这两货真不愧是兄弟性子都这么狂妄Liam Gallagher
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We still are the most important band in the world and we'll be the most important band in the world until I say so
我们仍是世上最重要的乐队，直至我说不是为止。
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John Lennon thought he was god, i just think i am John Lennon.
列侬以为自己是神，我只以为自己是列侬。
3.
in vh1 behind the music: when liam was talking about the incident he had with the stewardess over the scones. when she told him she was going to go get the pilot and he said "go get him i'll give him a smack too". and then being interviewed afterwards and telling the kids that he would rather walk then fly that airline again.
98年，在香港往澳洲的国泰航机上，Liam为了要多吃一件蛋糕而大吵大闹。当空姐说要找机长来的时候，他回应说：‘尽管叫他来，让我教训他’。后来Liam被澳洲记者访问他对於被国泰航机列入黑名单的感觉时，他鄙视的说："国泰的混蛋听好,我宁可走路！"
4.
when them at Maine Road somebody threw a bottle or something at Liam and it just missed his head, Liams reply over the mic was "if youre gonna throw things make sure you hit him dickhead"
在Maine Road, 有人把酒瓶之类的东西抛上台却打不中Liam。他在麦克风向全场回应: "要抛就抛得准确一点!"
5.
If I saw an alien I'd tell it to fxxk right off because whatever planet he came from they wouldn't have the Beatles or any decent fxxkin music. So they can fxxk right off, I ain't going nowhere with them.
如果我遇见外星人的话我会叫他们马上滚回家。他们的星球不会有Beatles或任何可听的音乐，我才不会跟他们走。
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"If a guy suddenly appears before me with a big beard and locks and all that caper and performed some f***ing miracle, and then said to me, 'Liam, I am God' I'd say, 'Fair enough, it's a fair cop. I didn't believe in you but fair play, you've got me.' But until that day comes he can f*** right off."
Liam对神的看法：如果一天一个束著长胡子穿著斗篷的家伙突然出现在我面前表演什麼奇迹，然后对我说:'Liam, 我是神'，那我也没话说。但在那发生之前，他可以fxxk off。值得效仿…
7.
Interviewer: Do you think that Oasis would have had the same level of success without Noel in the band
Liam: I don't know. It's like asking if Jesus Christ would have been a pervert if he'd had a crisp packet stuck on his head?
记者：如果Noel不在乐队里，Oasis会有今天的成就吗？
Liam: 我怎知道。如果上帝放一包薯片在自己头上，他会变成个变态狂吗？ 真经典……
8.
Liam vs reporter
-"I come first" -"You come before your fans do?" -"yeah 'course I fcukin' do, that's me yeah!" -"I come first before any fcuker and that's me attitude, alright?"
"我是最重要的。"
记者:"你把自己的地位放在乐迷之前吗？"
"那当然！那才是我呀！我比任何混蛋都重要，那是我的态度！"
9.
Liam on tour
Liam: "So I come offstage and into my hotel room and there's this fcuking bird at my door wanting to shag me. So she says to me,
"Do you play lead guitar?"
"Er...no."
"Do you write all the songs?"
"Er...no."
"Do you write ANY of the songs?"
"Nope."
"What do you do then?"
"I'm the singer."
"So then she leaves me room without shagging me and goes and gives that w.anker (Noel) a fcuk in the back of a taxi! Next time I'm saying I do it all, play lead guitar, write the songs, everything!"
表演完后在我的房间门外有一个女的想和我干。她问我:
"你是主音吉他手吗？"
"呀....不"
"所有歌都是你写的吗？"
"唔...不是"
"那，有任何一首歌是你写的吗？"
"不。"
"什麼意思？"
"我只是唱歌的。"
然后她不说一句就走去找Noel跟他在计程车的后座里鬼混！下次我一定会说:对！所有歌都是我写的！！
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"I love it when girls fancy me, I'm madferit. But I get a little worried when the boys start fancying me. I don't have anything against ga.ys as long as they don't touch my bum."
“我很高兴当女孩子们幻想我，我为此狂热。但我会有点担心当男孩子们开始幻想，我并不是针对同志，只要他们不碰我的屁股。”
11.
interviewer: what do you want to say to your teacher who said you wouldn't amount to anything?
Liam: wanna av a tenner?
对那个曾说你人生不会有什麼作为的老师，有什麼话要说？
要借你十镑吗？ 屌啊……
12.
"I've only got one thing to say. 'Sausages'." Liam accepting a Brit Award in 1996.
"我只想说一句话:‘香肠’！！ Liam 1996年接受Brit Award的感谢辞。
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"I'm ageless and he's a twat!"
“我会永恒，而他只是个笨蛋！”
14.
Liam about feared
Have you ever feared for your life?
Liam: I got chased by a giraffe. In one of them zoos. Chester zoo.
How did you get away?
Liam: I just fookin told him. I said, "Eh watch it!"
Was it you or the giraffe that feared for its life?
Liam: Both
Liam关於恐惧
记者：你这辈子试过害怕什麼吗？
Liam：我有次是被长颈鹿追赶的经验，在他们其中一个动物园，贾斯特动物园。
记者：你是如何逃脱的？
Liam：我只是他妈的看著它，喊‘嘿 你小心点！’
记者：那到底是你还是长颈鹿在害怕？
Liam：两个都是吧。
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"If we weren't in a band, we'd be having rows in the house. If we had a greengrocers, Gallagher's Greengrocers, we'd argue over which way to set out the apples or pears." LIAM on his NOEL(1995)
“如果我们不在一个乐队，我们住在同栋房子裏。如果我们是水果贩，就像Gallagher水果店，我们也会为怎麼卖苹果和梨而吵不不停。”LIAM 关於和 NOEL(1995)
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"I love that man a ####! If anyone stepped on his toes, I'd cut them off!" -Liam on protection Noel
“我敬爱他！如果谁敢踩著他的脚趾，我就砍了他！”Liam 关於他会如何挺 Noel
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"I'm up for lamping people, but not these days. You can lamp 'em when you've got no money, but when you've fucking got loads of money you can't lamp 'em 'cos they sue you." Liam (1997)
“我喜欢和人抬杠，但现在就不行了，你可以闹人当你没钱，但当你有一大堆钞票的时候就不能乱说话，因为他们分分钟会告你。”Liam (1997)
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"I was walking along and this chair came flying past me and i thought, it's going to be good tonight" - Liam on the joys of touring
“我正好经过，然后一张凳子从面前飞过，然后我想，今晚一定很精彩”Liam关於巡回演唱会的乐趣
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"Because it's better than havin' a boyfriend" - Liam on why he has a beard
“因为那比找个男朋友强”Liam关於自己喜欢留胡子 呀呀~我也喜欢胡子……
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"I remember getting on a boat and going to the studio, I don't remember anything else -I don't even remember coming back"- Liam On Recording at Saw Mills studio
“我只记得上了小艇去了录音室，其余什麼都不记得——我甚至不记得是怎麼回来的”Liam 关於在Saw Mills studio 录音
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"I wasnt much into stealing, I would be like, Im walking down a street and i would see a brand new bike, and id say thank you very much? do you know what i mean" - Liam on behind the music
“我并不热中偷东西，但我会，像路过一条街道看到一辆新单车，然后我会说哦~谢谢。你明白我的意思吧”Liam 在 behind the music 访问中
22.
"No-one's my f***in' competition, and its the truth. Call me this, call me that, I don't give a f***. I know for a fact we are the f***in' real deal. They ain't seen the likes of it ever. Not in twenty years, thirty years, forty years. I'm on about never" - Liam on himself
“没人妈的能和我相比，这是事实。说我这，说我那，我才不在乎。我只知道我们就是该死的老大。他们从来没见过如我们这般，即使是20年，30年，40年。永远没得比”Liam 关於自己
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"I don't think there is difference between me and Noel. He's a c***. Dont let him spin you, he's a c*** i tell you. Im the one who gets made out to be the c*** but he makes me the c***. He pushes me to the c*** zone" Liam On Noel
“我不认为我和NOEL有什麼区别。他是个混蛋，别让他骗了你，我告诉你他就是个混蛋。我也许表现的很混蛋，但那是他让我看起来这样。他把我拉进混蛋堆裏的”Liam 关於 Noel
24.
"You got to love yourself mate, or no one else will love you" - Liam
“你必须爱自己啊老兄，要不然没人会爱你” 有理有理~
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Wembley 2000-after they'd finished Liam refused to leave the stage, strumming noels guitar that he'd left...and saying "I'll go if you go"
Wembley 2000演唱会结尾，乐队离场，Liam却拒绝离开舞台，拨弄著noel留下来的吉他…说“只有你走我才会走”
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"There's Elvis and me. I couldn't say which of the two is best"
“猫王和我，不能分胜负啊”
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"I suppose I do get sad, but not for too long. I just look in the mirror and go, 'What a fu**ing good-looking f**k you are, And then i brighten up."
“当我沮丧，又想快点打起精神。我会看著镜子想‘噢，你太他妈的帅了’然后心情大好” 哈哈~我特喜欢这句……
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"Put me in a room with any of these (other) bands - they wouldnt f**king walk out alive. I'd put money on it."
“把我任何一个乐队的人放在一起，他们别他妈的想活著出去，我敢打赌。”
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"Americans want grungy people, stabbing themselves in the head onstage. They get a bunch like us, with deodorant on, they don't get it."
“美国人喜欢grungy，撞到台上头破血流。他们遇到我们，整齐乾净，他们无法接受。”
30.
"I refuse to dance. And I can't dance anyway. I'm not in a band for that"
“我拒绝跳舞。我也不会跳，我加入乐队不是为那”
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"Noel and I don't speak to each other. That's probably best. We see each other, but I've got nothing to say to him. There's a difference between disagreements and hating each other. me and him are cool. We're brothers. We're never gonna split up. We're f**king family"
“NOEL和我不说话。那会是最好的。我们看到对方，但我对他无话可说。不合和恨对方是有区别。我和他很好，我们是兄弟，我们永远不会分开，我们就是一家人”
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"Rock 'n' roll for me, 10 years ago was going out and getting f**king hammered and not really caring about the music because someone else was taking care of it. Now I'm writing music. I feel a bit more... what's the word? I don't know, responsible."
“摇滚对我，10年前就是到处撩事斗非，并不关心音乐如何，因为有人会照著。现在我开始写歌，我感受到更多…怎麼说呢？我也不知道，负责吧”
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"I'm not Mick Jagger, man. I don't think singers who start off singing should play guitar. It looks f**king stupid."
“我不是Mick Jagger，不认为歌手就应该会弹吉他，那看起来太他妈的蠢了”
34.
"Every now and again I'll go out and f**king fall over, make a tit of myself. But the joy in my life - I just stay in and play guitar."
“一直以来我都会出去胡闹尽兴。但真正让我快乐的是，坐在那裏弹我的吉他”
35.
"It's great, man, that people are still interested in us. But it's great that I'm still interested in me."
“那很棒，老兄，人们对我们还有兴趣，但更棒的是我对自己还有兴趣”
36.
"Was 'Cigarettes & Alcohol' just 'Get It On' by T.Rex? Oh totally!"
你问我'Cigarettes & Alcohol' 就是T.Rex的 'Get It On' 吗 ? 哦，完全赞同
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" I don't have a bad word to say about 'Be Here Now' The only person who's got a problem is Noel."
我从未说过'Be Here Now' 的任何不好，只有一个人有毛病，那就是Noel
38.
"People are always on about, 'Oh, you've failed in America'. I've never failed at anything in my entire life. I got out of the bedroom when I was a young f**king lad, and I'm in a great f**king band. And now we're playing at Madison Square Garden."
人们老是说‘喔，你们在美国失败’我的人生从来没失败二字。我很小就出来闯荡，我在最伟大的乐队裏。而我们现在在麦迪森广场花园开演唱会
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"Am I still the walrus? I'm not the walrus. The walrus was Noel. I'm just me, man."
我还是海象吗？我不是海象，海象是NOEL，我就是我。
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"I'm not good at going onstage and telling people I love them. People might take that as being a bit of a arrogant twat, but that's just the way I am."
我并不擅长在台上和大家说我爱他们，人们也许觉得那样过於傲慢，但那就是我的方式。
41.
Liam: We should be judged as musicians, and bloody fine ones at that.
我们应该被评价为音乐家，还是超级出众的那个。
42.
Liam: We'd rather play in front of 200 Oasis fans than 60,000 Death Metal fans.
我们情愿在200个OASIS歌迷面前表演而不是6万个死亡金属的歌迷
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Liam (After someone threw a rock at him on stage): Who ever's throwing things like this on stage... like... if you don't like the music, fuck off! If there're any more coming on, I'm off. And you gotta deal with all these people here who are enjoying themselves. If you don't like it, go fucking hang yourself! Don't be throwing fucking stones on stage like this... I don't wanna go blind over some fucking dickhead! This one's called... this one's called Roll With It, dickhead!
（一次在台上被石头扔到）扔这个上来的人…妈的…你不喜欢，就他妈的滚蛋！如果再扔，我就走人。你就对付那些享受演出的人。如果你不喜欢，去他妈的吊死自己！不准扔该死的石头上来…我可不想被混蛋弄瞎眼睛！下首歌……下首歌叫一起滚，混蛋（Roll With It）
Noel Gallagher
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"Apparently jesus was 5 feet 6 inches tall, Does that mean i am bigger than god?"
“如果耶稣只有168CM的话，是不是意思我比神还大？”（NOEL身高170）
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I have 87 million pounds in the bank, a Rolls Royce, 3 stalkers, I'm about to go on the board at Manchester City and I'm in the greatest band in the world...Am I happy with that? NO I'M NOT, I WANT MORE!!!!!!
我银行里有8千7百万镑，一辆劳斯莱斯，三个保镖，我将会加入曼城球队的董事局，我的乐队是世上最伟大的....我满不满足？不！我想要更多！！！
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GALLAGHER BLASTS 'HANGER-ON' WILLIAMS
He recalls, "He followed us around for a year. A full #### year of crap jokes, bad clothes and NO #### CRISPS left in the dressing room." "He was Liam's drinking buddy. It got on my tits in the end. At the time of Morning Glory, he walked up to my manager and said: 'What are we doing after the gig?' "We? Well, we might be going for a curry. You might be tagging along."
NOEL关於他们和罗比关系（还没破裂之前）他说：“他跟了我们全年，一个整整一年的弱智笑话，糟糕的衣著和零食渣到处散落在更衣室裏。”“他本来是LIAM的酒友。结果不知道什麼时候粘到我后面。在Morning Glory巡回演唱会最后，他跑去叫醒我的演唱会经理问‘巡回结束后我们去做什麼？’我们？哈，我们会去吃咖哩，你可以继续粘在后面。”
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On Slipknot Noel Gallagher in a 2002 interview with FHM: "Noel Gallagher: I wish all the kids of America would look like The Strokes instead of Slipknot.
Because when a kid comes up to me with a pair of shorts that a pants, a beard, a pale face, a black spiky haircut and an ax through his nose, I'm like, "Get the hell away from me. Please go and kill your parents." If you want to eat the rich, kill your parents, drown the government, then go ahead."
2002年NOEL在FHM的采访：我更情愿美国的小孩都和 Strokes一样而不是Slipknot。当一个小子穿著男式短裤，留著山羊胡，一个苍白的脸，一头黑发的斧式发，鼻子上穿著鼻环地朝我走过来，我就会想‘快从我面前滚开。 请回去干掉自己的父母吧。’如果你想做掉富人，干掉家长，搞垮政府，随便怎样都可以。”
5.
In a program about Oasis on VH2 Noel said "how can u take the Spice Girls seriously? It's like milk two sugars you know what I mean?"
OASIS在VH2 NOEL说“怎麼能把辣妹的音乐当回事？那就象加2颗糖的牛奶没区别，明白我的意思吗？”
6.
Noel on his love for liam"Sure I love Liam, but not as much as I love Pot Noodles"
NOEL关於他对LIAM的爱：“当然我爱LIAM，但没我对杯面的爱那麼深。” 无语了……
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when Noel explained how he got a chocolate brown Rolls Royce for a gift, and Liam only got a Rolex. And Noel's like, "Which is kinda ironic, since Liam can't tell time and I can't drive."
NOEL提到当他得到一架棕色劳斯莱斯车而LIAM得到一个劳力士表作为唱片买的好的奖励“那真是个讽刺啊，因为LIAM从来不认得时间而我却从来不懂得开车。”
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and this from when noel was on TFI Friday in 1996. Chris evans: hows liam? Noel: big headed Chris: is it true that hes always wanted to be u, always has done Noel: course hes always wanted to be me Chris: have ya ever wanted to be him? Noel: i have for 1 second Chris: 1 second Noel: yeah it came and it went in that second Chris: wot was it? Noel: can;t remember it came and it went Chris: anything to do with patsy kensit? Noel: (looks at camara laughs) nah
96年NOEL在TFI .主持人：LIAM怎麼样？ NOEL：还是喜欢瞎胡闹。主持人：是不是真的他老是想成为你，一直都是？ NOEL：毫无疑问啦。主持人：那你有没曾经想过变成他？ NOEL：有过那麼一秒钟吧。主持人：1秒钟？ NOEL：对啊，有时候想法就是这一刻来下一刻去的。主持人：那是什麼时候？ NOEL：不记得了，就是有时候吧。主持人：是不是因为patsy kensit咧？（当时LIAM的女朋友，现在是前妻） NOEL：（看著镜头笑著）不。嘿嘿嘿嘿~
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Noel: " If liam is the King of the Lads, then im the King of Kings"
NOEL：“如果LIAM是小青年的首领，那我就是首领中的首领”
10.
What's mine is mine, and what's Liam's I give him half of.
属於我的是我的，属於LIAM的有一半是我给他的。 …………哥俩一样屌……
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I'm not like John Lennon, who thought he was the great almighty. I just think I'm John Lennon.
John Lennon 认为自己是神，我只是认为自己是John Lennon。 重了？？这好像是Liam说的~
12.
If I ever get to go to the moon, I'll probably just stand on the moon and go 'Hmmm, yeah...fair enough...gotta go home now."
如果我真的去了月球，我大概会站在月亮上然后想著“唔，YEAH……够远了，是时候回家。”
13.
Liam and I could argue over anything. We could argue over the price of cabbage in Mogadishu.
LIAM和我可以为任何东西吵起来，我们可以为摩加迪沙的一片洋白菜叶争个不停
14.
Noel talking about how a fight can start on the tour bus. "Are you calling MY shoe a ####?"
NOEL谈论到在演唱会途中争执是任何发生，例如“你说我的鞋子是屎吗？
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Noel: I would rather kick my daughter out of the house then let her go and support Manchester United
NOEL：我情愿把我女儿踢出屋子也好过看到她支持曼联
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Noel : Liam is always a bit confrontational.Reporter : When you mean confrontational, he wouldn't pick a fight with anyone Noel : HAHAHA! Are we talking about the same person here? Of course he would! He'd pick a fight with his own toenails!
NOEL：LIAM总是过於激进.记者：虽然这样说，但他并没真的和谁打起来啊 NOEL：哈哈哈哈！你确定我们讲的是同一个人吗？当然他会！他甚至可以和自己的脚指甲盖打起来。
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We've been on the front page of the paper, where it said, 'OASIS IN DRUG SHOCK,'" says Noel. "Shock to who? It would be a bigger shock if we all went to church: OASIS IN RELIGIOUS SHOCK.
当我们看到报纸上头条写著“惊！OASIS沉溺用药”NOEL：惊到谁？如果报纸的头条写著：‘OASIS集体去教堂’那才更惊吓 对~没错…………
18.
I was'nt trying to impress anyone with my song writing prowess, i was just thinkin up tunes to impress the lads down at the boardwalk on a Friday night. - Noel on Definitely Maybe
我在作曲的时候并没考虑要去影响改变任何人，我只是想写些娱乐周五晚上郁闷无聊的小青年的歌。
19.
Interviewer: "I have with me one of the stars of Oasis...." Noel: "What do you mean one of the stars?"
主持: 在我身旁的是Oasis的其中一位明星...
Noel: "其中一位"？还有谁？ 啦啦~这句不错~
20.
If you tell the whole world that you're the best band in the world...half of 'em are going to believe you.
告诉全世界你是世上最好的乐队的话，有一半人会真的相信你。
21.
if i had a pound for every time someone knocked on my door at 3 in the morning and said, 'alright Noel are ye mad for it', Id be even richer
如果每个在半夜三时找上我家在我门前喊'Noel 你好吗，你是否为此疯狂？'的人都留下一镑，我会比现在还要富有更多。
22.
I may be a gemini but he's (Liam) schizophrenic
我是双子座性格的话，那他(Liam)就是精神分裂。
23.
The thing about us is we're honest. If we're asked whether we take drugs, we say yes. I was brought up by my mam not to be a liar.
我们最大的优点是我们很老实。有人问我们有没有用毒品，我答有。我妈从小就教我们不要说谎。 真老实~
24.
We're not arrogant, we just believe we're the best band in the world.
我们不是自大，只是深信我们是世上最好的乐队。
25.
Best act today. Tomorrow. The day after that. And the day after that.
最佳乐队。今天是，明天是，以后每天都是。
26.
We mean more to people than putting money in a church basket and saying ten hail marys on a Sunday. Has God played Knebworth recently?
在一般人心中，Oasis的意义比起星期天上教堂祷告十次要大得多。上帝最近有在knebworth演唱过吗？
（某权威教会人仕稍后会这样公开回应：上帝每个圣期日也在knebworth演唱。） 果然哥俩是同个妈生的。。。。 天才和疯子果然是一线之隔，呵呵！ 听过录音的说。
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