一起买的话亲私⚣下⚣联⚣系⚣我⚣，价格有很大优惠，badass和美分琴桥可以二选一
掰手指的同学别算了，你如果想在数学上打败一个工程师你会输的只剩内裤
我觉得我立场已经很鲜明了。。。吧
正事说完了，我开始讲段子
某日我一黑鬼盆友来我这里玩（60岁芝加哥老流氓），发生了如下对话让我深深充满了对黑人这个种族的思考
1
黑“your chinese girls are so pretty ，weird man”
我“not weird to me”
黑“really？”
2
黑“why you smile”
我“我刚用你的屁股擦干净了我那张粘满橙汁的凳子”
黑“what？”
我“nothing”
黑“you are weird ，boy”
3
我“i did thought that was jaco play in that album”
黑“that was alphonso johnson ”
我“that‘s news to me”
黑“you’d better learn ，boy”
我“ok”
4
黑“you gotta sell me that bass Avon”
我“six thousand”
黑“that’s way too expensive，you gotta be more flexble”
我“no”
黑“how about 3000 and 2000 for your lessons cost？”
我“no”
黑“i have alot of debts these days how about 4000？”
我“no”
黑“i can buy a brand new fender with that money”
我“six thousand”
黑“what are you doing with that knive”
我“choping frute”
5
黑“how old are you boy”
我“27，and you？”
黑“i not gonna tell ya my age”
我“may be 50？”
黑“i not gonna tell ya my age，boy，i’m an old man”
我“60？”
黑“i‘v been play bass twice your age ，boy”
我“so it is around 60 right？”
黑“i not gonna tell ya my age”
6
黑“i still think that price too high”
我“i’ll sell it to someone else and pin the photo of cash on your fucking forehead，you can check it with a mirror”
黑“your chinese girls are so pretty ，weird man”
我“not weird to me”
黑“really？”
2
黑“why you smile”
我“我刚用你的屁股擦干净了我那张粘满橙汁的凳子”
黑“what？”
我“nothing”
黑“you are weird ，boy”
3
我“i did thought that was jaco play in that album”
黑“that was alphonso johnson ”
我“that‘s news to me”
黑“you’d better learn ，boy”
我“ok”
4
黑“you gotta sell me that bass Avon”
我“six thousand”
黑“that’s way too expensive，you gotta be more flexble”
我“no”
黑“how about 3000 and 2000 for your lessons cost？”
我“no”
黑“i have alot of debts these days how about 4000？”
我“no”
黑“i can buy a brand new fender with that money”
我“six thousand”
黑“what are you doing with that knive”
我“choping frute”
5
黑“how old are you boy”
我“27，and you？”
黑“i not gonna tell ya my age”
我“may be 50？”
黑“i not gonna tell ya my age，boy，i’m an old man”
我“60？”
黑“i‘v been play bass twice your age ，boy”
我“so it is around 60 right？”
黑“i not gonna tell ya my age”
6
黑“i still think that price too high”
我“i’ll sell it to someone else and pin the photo of cash on your fucking forehead，you can check it with a mirror”
发表于 2014-1-9 23:10:09
