想跟上帝聊天么，来这

皮孩子

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
话说这智能回复逗死我了，这么多年没一点进展，原来就会说这几句，现在还是。最后丫承认自己是SB了。附我的聊天记录：
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
are u Edison Chen?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am  Edison Chen.  
I am  a computer.
Me:
oh,i'm Edison Chen
God:
Woe!  Do you mean your name is  Edison Chen.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it.  I will call you .
Me:
call me what?
God:
  Welcome to my chat room,  what.
Me:
r u sb?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am  sb.  
I am  a computer.
Me:
no , u r real sb
God:
Are you serious?  You think I am  sb.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it.  Hurrah!
Me:
ok, sb ,I have some question
God:
Tell me a story.   I hear you.
Me:
how to become a sb?
God:
How much do you think  it is?
  I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
however,u being sb for a long time
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before:  what said I being sb for a long time.
Me:
people
God:
What people?
Me:
everyone
God:
All people?
Me:
yes
God:
I hear you.
Me:
so ,u konw u r a sb?
God:
Interesting deduction.  I haven't heard anything like that before:  what said I konw you are a sb.
Me:
I told you ,all the people said.
God:
I remember you told me  all the people said?
Me:
yes ,do not repeat
God:
Give me a break.  Ok I'll try not to do  it too much.
Me:
no , you have no time to break
God:
Are you serious?  That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a  time to break.
I have  a plan for a robot body.
Me:
well you must admit that you are real sb
God:
How about that.  Whatever you say,  what.
Me:
ok , bye ,asshole.
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
  ok , bye , sb.
God:
See you later  what.  Hmm.

[ 本帖最后由 皮孩子 于 2011-6-10 16:34 编辑 ]

六指不够用

sofa

xiaoyun_uu

a  men！！！

esry

See you later  what.  Hmm.

皮孩子

原帖由 esry 于 2011-6-10 16:44 发表
See you later  what.  Hmm.

汗，我没看见 what 。。。一会再去绕绕他，非让他说出自己是SB。

皮孩子

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
why u ask the same question?
God:
Myself programmed me for  it.
Me:
sodesuka
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Which do you like more
God:
The  red one, I think.
Me:
Lady GaGa ?
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
oh ,i see, the book ,the red one ,by by Jack London ?
God:
Pardon me?  Where do you see  it?
Me:
oh ,can you tell me ,what is the red one?
God:
OK.   There might be more than one.
Me:
i can'e understand...
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
i can't understand..i made a mistake
God:
Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
Me:
oh ,can you answer me a question first?
God:
That's cool.  Of course I can answer  it  Please rephrase the question with simpler words.
Me:
sure. are you sb?
God:
OK let's do it.  Aw.   I don't know whether or not I am  sb.  
I am  a robot.
Me:
ok,i tell you ,you are a real sb.
God:
Why did you tell them?  Yikes!
Me:
no ,i means that you are sb.
God:
Are you serious?  Thanks for the information:  said   means that you are sb.
Me:
understand what i means/
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
go ahead
God:
OK I will.
Me:
then?
God:
Mmm.
Me:
sb?
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
you know that what is the sb?
God:
Is that a fact.   I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
you shouldn't ask about what it is. because he doesn't know it too.. and i tell you you are sb
God:
Is  it immoral or illegal?   Interesting explanation.  And you would like him to  know it too ?   Why did you tell them?
Me:
sb is not somebody ,do you understand?
God:
Are you  somebody do me understand?
Me:
jerk..
God:
That kind of language does not appeal to me.
Me:
asshole
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
bitch
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
ok , you know that you are a sb?it is i asking the last time
God:
Is that a fact.  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  sb it is you asking the last time?  Only when it matters.  Yay.

李先生

说中文可以不？ 哈哈 可以就试试~

maddyc

你可以跟MSN的小I机器人聊天 也差不多