【转帖】Hello Kitty还有象宝宝——以及关于该琴的有趣对话

KevinRen

在Google上搜出来的有趣网页。虽然是英文，但是非常简单，就不翻译了。大家自己看吧

My wife has a Hello Kitty guitar
Now, any normal person would assume that if a person buys a guitar, they know how to play or have an interest in learning how to play the guitar. This logic, however, escapes the Hello Kitty fanatic. Not only does my wife not know how to play the guitar, she has absolutely no interest in learning how to play. Despite this, she has to have a Hello Kitty guitar because it is “sooooo cute” (I think these two words really should be banished from the English language).

Even worse? I’m not even allowed to play it. The other day, I thought It would be cool to learn to play a little and decided to get the guitar out to try. Now I know that a man playing a Hello Kitty guitar doesn’t do a whole hell of a lot toward creating a manly image, but I figured I was at home and nobody was ever going to see this indiscretion on my part. So I have it out and am about ready to play when all Hello Kitty Hell breaks loose

Now if there is anything worse than a Hello Kitty fanatic, it’s a Hello Kitty fanatic that is angry (note to all men who have the true misfortune to be involved with a Hello Kitty fanatic - don’t, under any circumstances, touch her Hello Kitty stuff without her permission).

wife: “Don’t you even think about playing that guitar. What if you accidentally scratch it?!?”

me: “What’s the use of having a guitar if you aren’t even going to play it?” (thinking: oops, should have stopped that before it came out)

wife: “You don’t understand anything. You don’t have to play to hear the music that Hello Kitty brings to everyone. All you have to do is look at it and you can hear the music.”

me: “…” (thinking: ?????????)

Which pretty much sums up Hello Kitty Hell - lots of Hello Kitty goods that have a use, but can’t be used for their intended purpose because Hello Kitty is on them (don’t worry, if none of that made sense, it just means you’re not a Hello Kitty fanatic which is a good thing)

Of course, now there are other Hello Kitty Guitars that have been made and my wife is considering which (or all if she can find the money) to add to her collection

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话说回来，HelloKitty的这个象宝宝还真的是“soooooo cute”啊。如果让我在象宝宝和HelloKitty Stratocaster之间选，我可能会选象宝宝哟！

东门锅烙

真好看

老猿

哈哈，你只要看着就能听到曲儿了

jk_43

还有拨片儿呢~

unclezzm

〇雪烟|●.o.

我太太是凯蒂猫吉他
现在，任何正常的人会假设，如果一个人购买吉他，他们知道如何玩或在学习如何弹吉他的兴趣。这个逻辑，但是，逃生凯蒂猫迷。不仅我的妻子不知道如何弹吉他，她绝对学习如何玩不感兴趣。尽管这样，她有凯蒂猫吉他，因为它是“sooooo可爱”（我认为这两个词确实应该从英语流放）。

更糟糕的？我还没有允许播放。有一天，我想这将是冷静要学会一点，并决定让吉他去尝试。现在我知道，一个人玩凯蒂猫吉他没有做一个朝建立一个男子汉的形象很多整个地狱，但我想我在家中，没有人会看到过我的这部分轻率了。所以我出去，我即将准备发挥当所有凯蒂猫地狱脱落

现在，如果有什么不如一凯蒂猫迷，这是一个Hello Kitty的狂热是愤怒（请所有男人谁拥有真正的不幸是一个Hello Kitty的狂热参与 - 不，在任何情况下，触摸她您好吉蒂的东西未经她同意）。

妻子说：“你不也想打的吉他。如果你不小心划伤吗？！？“

我说：“什么是有一个吉他使用，如果你甚至不打算玩吗？”（思想：哎呀，应该停止在其之前的出来）

妻子说：“你不明白什么。您不必发挥听到音乐凯蒂猫带给每个人。你所要做的就是看它，你可以听到音乐。“

我说：“...”（思想：?????????)

up您好，几乎总结小鹰地狱的Hello Kitty的商品上的一种用途 - 许多，但不能对他们的预期目的Hello Kitty的使用，因为他们是（不用担心，如果这种感觉没有了，它只是意味着你不是一个Hello Kitty的狂热这是一件好事）

当然，现在还有其他Hello Kitty的吉他已经取得的和我的妻子正在考虑的（或所有如果她能找到钱）添加到自己的收藏