We don't sell to blonds.

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hey did you hear the joke about the rabbi, the priest and the blonde? one day the rabbi and priest decided to go to guitar salon international to buy real cat gut strings. the blonde wanted to buy a guitar. well they jumped into a gas hogging s.u.v. that had real ivory knobs and real animal fur seats (i am not going anywhere near the mr. johnson topic).

while driving the rabbi began to berate the priest for his posts that he made and called him a braggart. the priest in turn responded about the rabbi's post and thought the blonde should make more money playing than the rabbi. the blonde said nothing. the rabbi then told the priest he had poor time signature skills and the priest told the rabbi he used too much rubato. the blonde said nothing.

as they approached g.s.i. the rabbi and priest were really upset with each other. they turned on the radio and had to decide between 2 classical guitar stations--one featured segovia, the other john williams. boy did they go at it over that. the blonde said nothing.

finally they got to g.s.i. and who should greet them at the door but adrian. being the nice guy that he is he invited them in. the rabbi went straight for the spruce top guitars and the priest went straight for the cedar top guitars.

the blond went to the used guitar section and found a bargain. "i would like to buy this guitar" she told the adrian "sorry, we don't sell to blonds," adrian replied. She went out to the gas guzzling s.u.v. and drove to a non-union supermarket, bought some dye and dyed her hair, then went back and again told the adrian, "i would like to buy this guitar." "sorry, we don't sell to blonds," he replied. "damn, he recognized me," she thought. she went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasse etc. "i would like to buy this guitar." she stated upon her return to the store. "sorry, we don't sell to blonds," adrian replied again. frustrated, she exclaimed "how do you know i'm blond?" "because that's a guitar stand you are holding", adrian replied.
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