Why Guitars Are Better Than Women

shsbeyond5

1. A guitar has a volume knob
2. If you break a guitar's G-string, it only costs $.79 for a new one
3. You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want it to
4. You can unplug a guitar
5. You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining it wants more
6. Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset
7. You can finger a guitar in public and get applause, not arrested
8. You can have a guitar any color you want and no one will care
9. You can make your guitar as tight as you want it just by turning a peg.
10. If your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can return it
11. You can use four fingers at a time on a guitar
12. If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set
13. You can have a guitar professionally adjusted to *your* liking
14. If you scratch a guitar's back, it's unintentional, not required
15. You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free
16. It's good to have a guitar that's stretched out.
17. You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarrassed.
18. You can rent a guitar without worrying about who rented it before you.
19. You can play the guitar with your bare fingers and no protective covering.
20. You can get rich playing a guitar, not broke.
21. A guitar doesn't take half of everything you own when you sell it.

烟屁屁

我没过四级，lz能翻译下吗？

shsbeyond5

我的英语水平也就只能看懂意思  就不丢人翻译了   哈哈

烟屁屁

总之吉他是比女人好哇。

soan

you cant have sex with guitar

lily-don

1.吉他有音量旋钮,可以调节音量
2.如果你玩段根弦,花7毛9就能买个新的
3.你可以想让你的吉他噪多大声就噪多大声
4.你可以不用插"她"
5.你可以手活"她"4小时,"她"不但不会抱怨还想要更多
6.别人也可以玩"她"这不算滥交
7.你可以在公众场所手活,不但不会被拘留还会得到喝彩
8.black is white 呐呐呐...........套用mj名曲,没人会介意"她"的肤色
9.你可以想让"她"多紧就有多紧,只需要调调即可
10.如果你不喜欢"她"的声音,可以去二手区
11.你可以同时用四只手指..................................
12.如果你觉得12-58太重,可以换09-42的
13.你可以随你喜好把"她"调教的很专业
14.如果你刮花了她,也不是故意的,不要紧
15.你可以去鹞子想玩谁就玩谁还全免费
16.牛鼻的是你伸手就可以得到她
17.你能可以大庭广众的教学怎么玩她而不用感到难为情
18.你可以去租不用担心谁在你之前也租过
19.你玩她不用戴套
20.你玩琴不会破产而会变得富有......这不见得吧也....
21.当你门分手的时候她不会跟你分财产,带走你所拥有任何东西的一半

牙买加女王

啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈      

SoulReaper

翻得很好,很有感情